Ph.D in platonic flirting

Doctor Horrible is playing in Noodles & Company

yukamitsu:

don’t only support asexuality while ignoring those on the aromantic spectrum

Every time I have sent my qps a package it always goes like this:
-I’ll just use a priority mail envelope ok
-god there’s too much stuff to fit in there better get a medium box
-there’s a whole bunch of extra room in this box
-better go get MORE SHIT TO PUT IN THE BOX

I finally got the tape and packed my qp’s birthday present!
But OMGGGG there’s still SO MUCH ROOM left in the box so I’ve gotta go out to the store again and get more stuff to put in it. I also might go to the mall instead and get more nice smelly things.
I also need to tape up the flap part of Chris’s thing bc it’s in an envelope but the top keeps moving around and is rly insecure and I’m v uncomfortable sending it as is bc I’m p sure like everything will fall out if I do and it’ll be like “happy birthday I got you this empty envelope!”

k1216:

He’s completely oblivious to all the attention he’s garnering 

johnisdead:

let me be perfectly queer

morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

chocolatecoffeeandbooks:

I go to a women’s college. We have a walkway where bricks can be purchased by alumnae. Most just say names or class years/mascots. But this one. This one is special. It speaks to me.

chocolatecoffeeandbooks:

I go to a women’s college. We have a walkway where bricks can be purchased by alumnae. Most just say names or class years/mascots. But this one. This one is special. It speaks to me.

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

autisticspyro:

did you know:

posting in the actuallyautistic tag is ILLEGAL for ALLISTIC PEOPLE and you will be arrested by the AUTISTIC POLICE immediately

sorry i don’t make the laws

autistichinata:

"If you were REALLY autistic, you wouldn’t be on tumblr" 

you don’t really know what autism is, do you? 

So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

I think there is yelling going on outside the door and I’m really uncomfortable right now especially because the reason for this yelling could be partially my fault

mishacakes:

ok but does anyone else ever just